NewsThing is one part cutting news satire and nine parts random made-up old nonsense which amused the writers in some way. None of the stories on here is true, in case you needed that pointing out. The Chuckle Brothers weren’t really found daubed on a wall in Ancient Egypt, the Queen doesn’t plan to rule for thousands of years as a robot, and Danny DeVito hasn’t shrunk beyond the subatomic level. Every single word of it is filthy lies – yet somehow less so than the average edition of The Sun.
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