Governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney, has moved to assure financial investors that the vote to leave the EU will have no long-term negative impact on the UK, while simultaneously dousing his office in highly flammable kerosene. Addressing concerns about the sharp plunge in the FTSE index which wiped upwards of £120 billion […]
The Lord God Almighty has intervened to save the life of a dying child, following a successful social media campaign.
Refugees being held in a camp in the French port of Calais could be harbouring Nazi German leader, Adolf Hitler, the government has warned.
A missing book of the Old Testament has been discovered, which appears to prove that God really did create the world in seven days.
US Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, has announced plans for a law which would make it an offence to write the word ‘America’ in anything other than uppercase letters.
Web surfers the world over were left lost and bewildered yesterday, after a gang of Malaysian men succeeded in stealing the internet.