Leader of the EU Referendum Leave campaign, Boris Johnson, has admitted in a speech this morning that much of the information given out during the campaign was “wildly inaccurate,” claiming, “sums were never really my strong point!” Mr Johnson, who is hotly-tipped to replace David Cameron as Prime Minister, explained that, contrary to what he […]
Governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney, has moved to assure financial investors that the vote to leave the EU will have no long-term negative impact on the UK, while simultaneously dousing his office in highly flammable kerosene. Addressing concerns about the sharp plunge in the FTSE index which wiped upwards of £120 billion […]
Chancellor, George Osborne, has spoken of his surprise at discovering his direct ancestral ties with Mumm-Ra the Ever Living during filming of ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ for the BBC.
London Mayor, Boris Johnson, has spoken of his disgust at Labour Leader, Jeremy Corbyn, who has point-blank refused to have full sexual intercourse with a pig.
Refugees being held in a camp in the French port of Calais could be harbouring Nazi German leader, Adolf Hitler, the government has warned.
Newly-elected Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, looks set to continue his run of recent success, with bookies placing him odds-on favourite to top the singles chart this Christmas.