“UK Safe,” announces Bank of England Governor, While Hastily Dousing Office in Petrol

Governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney, has moved to assure financial investors that the vote to leave the EU will have no long-term negative impact on the UK, while simultaneously dousing his office in highly flammable kerosene. Addressing concerns about the sharp plunge in the FTSE index which wiped upwards of £120 billion […]