The planet Mars is to leave the Solar System, following a shock referendum result that has sent seismic ripples through the space exploration community. The result of the vote means Mars is now committed to withdrawing from the group of eight planets – a lengthy and complex process that is being referred to as “Sexit”. In a statement, Charlie Bolden, […]
The Lord God Almighty has intervened to save the life of a dying child, following a successful social media campaign.
A team of Britain First scientists has offered proof that immigrants are both claiming benefits and stealing everyone’s job at the same time.
A report published in the journal of the American Association for the Advancement of Science has confirmed that spiders are fucking horrible.
A Northumberland woman is considering legal action, after what should have been a simple surgical procedure left her with the neck and body of a giraffe.
A missing book of the Old Testament has been discovered, which appears to prove that God really did create the world in seven days.