Corbyn Slammed for Attending PMQs with Cock Out

Newly elected Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been slammed by a cross-party group of MPs, after he turned up to his first Prime Minster’s Questions since becoming leader with his cock out.

Corbyn, who was criticised for his refusal to sing the national anthem at a memorial service earlier this week, drew gasps as he rose from the opposition bench to put his questions to Prime Minister, David Cameron, with his penis and part of his scrotum visibly protruding from his flies.

Before the packed house, Mr Corbyn, went on to ask a number of questions which had been submitted by members of the public, as all the while his flaccid genitals dangled limply in the open air for all to see.

EXPOSED

Mr Cameron – who congratulated his opponent on his recent election success – appeared distracted as he attempted to answer the questions put to him, glancing repeatedly at the MP for Islington North’s exposed cock several times throughout their exchange.

When asked about his cock, Mr Corbyn accused reporters of “Heat Magazine journalism,” saying: “This is an opportunity to change Wesminster for the better. Abolishing the theatricality of Prime Minster’s Questions so we can get on with the business of addressing the problems in the UK should be our number one priority, not whether or not I’ve got my cock out.”

Added Corbyn: “Which I do, by the way.”

While Mr Corbyn was roundly condemned for his decision to attend his first PMQs with his cock out, SNP MP, Alex Salmond, appeared highly amused and was heard to announce: “Parliament’s got an impressive new member!” before tucking his thumbs into an imaginary pair of braces, bending his knees and adding: “Woof!”

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